¡Hay un gato en mis pantalones!

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Does anyone know if hallmark sells “sorry for touching you” cards?

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meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

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thiefofdick:

whoreway:

thiefofdick:

papasignless:

thiefofdick:

tereziowns:

what if while you were gone your cat got on your computer and blogged for you and then like when people follow you when youre gone its because your cat made a ton of funny text posts but it deleted them before you got back

what if a cat made this post

what if it was actually bears not cats that did those things

most people don’t own bears

jeez

Canadians do.

I said people

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Somewhere in another timeline “Community” has a full season and Dan Harmon is still showrunner.

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So my friends are running for president and vice president (and treasurer or secretary or something) of our grade for next year and these are some of their campaign adds. I think they should win on these alone.

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If the Avengers Initiative was honest

Tony Stark: Let's do a head count.
Tony Stark: There's yours truly, hot sauce with a heart condition.
Tony Stark: There's a green guy who flirts with me.
Tony Stark: A pissy patriot in tights whom Daddy liked best.
Tony Stark: A ginger bitch.
Tony Stark: Katniss Everdeen.
Tony Stark: L'Oreal with a mallet.
Tony Stark: All taking orders from a one-eyed guy with snakes on his plane...
Tony Stark: To go against you, a tall drink of water who's made a deal with the devil and has an unlimited power source.
Tony Stark: Damn.
Tony Stark: I need to talk to some Scotch about this.